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Misanthropy is a general dislike, distrust, or hatred of the human species, or a disposition to dislike and/or distrust other people.
A misanthrope or misanthropist is a person who dislikes or distrusts humanity as a general rule.

permalink sto’ per sceglierlo come corso a scelta

sto’ per sceglierlo come corso a scelta

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permalink Are you their favorite student?

Are you their favorite student?

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permalink how up-to-date

how up-to-date

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permalink science:

The dinosaur is right; bedbugs mate by traumatic insemination, meaning the males use their stingy weapon/penis-es to pierce through the female and ejaculate. To accomodate this, the females have developed “paragenitialia” at the site where the males most often stab — in effect, a second reproductive system in addition to the original genital tract, which is only used for laying eggs. Males, though, do not have these paragenitalia. Which is bad for them, since male bedbugs mate with everything and everyone of their species, male or female. They use special pheronomes to signal to each other that “Hey, I’m male, don’t stab me and ejaculate into my body kthx”. If you remove their ability to send out these pheromones, though, you’re in for a penis stabfest of epic proportions. (Yes, I very much enjoyed writing that last sentence.)

oh man, you’re crazy!

science:

The dinosaur is right; bedbugs mate by traumatic insemination, meaning the males use their stingy weapon/penis-es to pierce through the female and ejaculate. To accomodate this, the females have developed “paragenitialia” at the site where the males most often stab — in effect, a second reproductive system in addition to the original genital tract, which is only used for laying eggs. Males, though, do not have these paragenitalia. Which is bad for them, since male bedbugs mate with everything and everyone of their species, male or female. They use special pheronomes to signal to each other that “Hey, I’m male, don’t stab me and ejaculate into my body kthx”. If you remove their ability to send out these pheromones, though, you’re in for a penis stabfest of epic proportions. (Yes, I very much enjoyed writing that last sentence.)

oh man, you’re crazy!

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permalink geonosis:

WOOOOOOOOOH!
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geonosis:

WOOOOOOOOOH!

(via xkcd)

<3____________<3

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permalink how to tell if my neighbors are raptors

how to tell if my neighbors are raptors

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permalink geonosis: Biologists do it better. (via internetflaneur)

geonosis: Biologists do it better. (via internetflaneur)

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